Pasta
Do you really need to know how to cook pasta?

Ingredients:
Pasta
Sauce

I recommend the sauce that is flavored with meat. It just tastes better. And buy your Pasta a Wal-Mart. It only cost 50cents a box where it cost at least $1 anywhere else. In fact, buy everything at Wal-Mart. Everything is cheaper, you are always greeted with a smile, and sometimes you can mooch one of those really cool smiley face stickers off the person at the door. Yes!

Boil pasta till done, add desired amount of sauce.